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It also makes a memorable gift for the dog lover who understands the shampoo, dramatic stares, and post-bath zoomies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy dog people love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal bath-day joke that feels instantly relatable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGleamPup artwork with a playful, expressive dog\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft cotton back with a smooth polyester print face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size: 28 × 16 in (71.1 × 40.6 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-sided print with a crisp, colorful finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for bathrooms, mudrooms, dog-wash stations, and gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e 52% polyester and 48% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash separately on a cold, gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry-clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe dog may forgive you eventually. This towel remembers everything.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of GleamPup’s Bath Day collection. Pair it with the Bath Day Survivor mug or Clean Dog. Dirty Look. bath mat. Matching pieces are sold separately and may arrive in separate packages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e28\" × 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe review orders before submitting them to production. Production starts after submission; carrier transit begins after dispatch. These are separate stages. Items may be printed by different partners and arrive in separate packages. See our Shipping policy for current delivery information.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNeed help?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmail gleampupshop@gmail.com with your order number and question. For damaged or incorrect items, include clear photos and follow the reporting instructions in our Returns policy. 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The cream, mint, navy and coral palette coordinates with GleamPup’s Bath Day towel and mug, while the wide layout gives this piece its own punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 × 17 in memory foam microfiber bath mat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBound edges and anti-slip backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor indoor bathroom use; not a pet feeding mat or chew toy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize may vary by up to 0.75 in; slight print-placement variation is normal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order by a U.S. provider; blank mat sourced from China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatching pieces are sold separately and may arrive in separate packages. 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